Kind of puts things into persepective right?

Posted: Saturday, May 31, 2008

So it is 2008, and yesterday I got drunk and hit a friend with my car (and kind of fucked up his GF's bike, and my bumper too) and I also stepped on my damn iPod while walking through my house in the dark, apparently they don't survive that one. I need a new cell phone cause the RAZR I got from my kid brother for free is crap and holds a charge for like 4 hours (I hate researching a new phone or dealing with the cell phone Nazi/sales folks near as much as I hate spooning though).Tomorrow I am finally picking up my new Glock, and while this is all happening in my life in Brazil they have come across one of the last uncontacted tribes on Earth. While I try to figure out which is the next purchase I need to make, a newer, better phone or maybe an iPod these people are crapping themselves as the first aircraft they have ever seen is flying around above them taking pictures of them. While I try to decide whether or not I should buy a GPS system off my boss these folks are trying to take down a chopper with a couple of bows and arrows. It is amazing when you think about it, we all live on the same rock, and our lives are so drastically different. So anyway, back to more important matters what do you think phone (I got T-Mobile) or an iPod?

6 comments:

  1. Blaquekyd June 1, 2008 4:50 PM

    get an iphone and unlock it for use with tmobile. the orange people would agree.

  2. Jake June 1, 2008 5:08 PM

    Good idea, and I don't want to piss of the orange people.

  3. Chris June 2, 2008 1:33 PM

    ipod.

    If you get a new phone then ill be the only retard around with a stupid nextel.

  4. Jake June 2, 2008 5:29 PM

    No sir I am keeping the nextel just replacing the other phone son.

  5. P June 4, 2008 2:16 PM

    nextel?!?! might as well go live with the orange people.

  6. Chris June 4, 2008 2:31 PM

    Hey! hey, hey. Take it easy.

    We cant all be gadget geek ballers.

    And besides, my phone is free, like Costco samples, so get outta here with your $100 monthly phone bill.

    Crappy but free work phone > $100 phone bill

    (but i do kinda want a blackberry)